Tuesday, January 24, 2012

2 Disappointments, 1 Week.

Following the devestating annoucement of my all-time favorite free photo-editing program, Picnik shutting its doors, yet another bomb has been thrown upon us in the tech-world. 

In just 7 days, a Mandatory Facebook Timeline switch over!

If you haven't yet become acclimated to this doozy, it's basically an automated autobiography for the masses, a way for every single person to record and share the story of their lives. Where you've been, who you've been, what you've thought, all of it, laid out like one giant scrapbook.  You can manually add photos and content from your past, all the way back to when you were born.  AHH!

You better hide yo kids, hide yo wife!  As if Facebook wasn't creeper central enough as is.

Sure, I have been averse to this new change from the very beginning.  I'm sorry but I'd prefer not having my dirty laundry aired from when I first joined the social network in 2006 until now.  Who knows what pictures, posts, exchanges with ex's will surface and embarass the life out of me?

The fact that the rollout of this Timeline feature was delayed by legal issues back in September should be a red-flag.  The fact that they can inconvenience 800 million users with this requirement is ridicule. (Okay, some people like the new view, so not quite that many.

Looking for a way to easily hide everything without seperately deleting each and every item?Fortunately, you have some control over the new feature: Check out how to edit your Facebook Timeline before making it public. At a very least, I'd reccommend reviewing these guides to FB privacy settings to ensure your safety.  If you are obliged to conform with the masses, here's a handy guide to Master Facebook's timeline.

Anyone convinced to deactivate their account with this girl yet? Twitter anyone?

19 comments:

Abbey S said...

I've been off facebook for over a year! If I ever go back I'll be soooo lost haha

holly h. said...

Ugh I switched mine about a month ago knowing "doom day" would come...and it looks like it's on it's way. Boo! Yet another reason I spend way more time on Twitter than FB these days.

Remy Hadley said...

Ugh Facebook sucks. I only have it because I want to keep in touch with bloggy stuff and also people I meet at conventions. My personal FB however, with family and such on, is bare as hell.

I'm also depressed over Picnik closing, but here's some alternatives if you wanna check them out: http://www.thesitsgirls.com/education/photo-editing-sites-like-picnik/

Jessica said...

I was so md when I saw that Picnik was closing. SO LAME.

xo

Michelle P said...

I'm upset about picnik, and I HATE timeline!

Jessica said...

whattt..nooooooooo
i do not want the facebook timeline. at. all.
i mean something/people/events just do NOT need to be revisited, I dont want to go back to see what happened in 2006-and i dont want anyone else venturing that far back either!

Claire said...

hi! Uh, whenevr i see friends timeline thingummies i just dont get it!! and how big is the profile picture please??!!

Vivian said...

Are you serious?? Where have I been..now it make sense all the "nice looking" facebooks I've seen lately...off to editing before it goes public :)

ginanorma said...

haha you crack me up!

BTW, did you know picnik will be in google + ?? so that isn't so bad!
but I hear ya!

And I miss my FB Wall so much, but i'm getting use to the timeline. Isn't it crazy how we humans resist change!!?

Bunnie said...

"Hide your wife, Hide your kids!" I freakin love that video! haha

http://www.angela2bunnie.blogspot.com

Makin Memories Of Us said...

I'm so bummed about Picnik! And WHAT?! about Facebook Timeline? I had no idea it was going to be mandatory. Ughhh I hate it.

The Sweet Life said...

I'm pretty convinced to deactivate. Why can't they just leave facebook alone. I already sick of it, but only keep it to see pictures that my friends post, but I think I'm officially done. Thanks for sharing.

Mallory said...

Ahh! I didn't know about the facebook thing- now I'm a little scared.

Kristen Danielle said...

I am soooo upset that Picnik is closing! But at least it isn't until April. I have NO IDEA what I'm going to do for collages after Picnik closes :( Booooooo. Any advice??

Noelani said...

I'm bummed about Picnik as well. And as for the timeline thing ... I recently switched to it (not realizing you can't go back once switching) ... and wasn't a fan. I'm actually thinking of deleting my facebook account (this will be the second time), and not going back.

Holly said...

I must be mad, because I actually don't mind Timeline, hahah!

I'm more upset abou GFC being discontinued for non-Blogger blogs! My blog is powered by Wordpress, but I still use GFC for people to subscribe to me. :(

Just dropping by from Hollie's linkup.

Holly
http://adventuresofholly.com

Tom said...

I wonder when people are going to start creating Facebook walls for their babies now.

Renee said...

Oh gosh. This makes me sad. I don't want to conform to the timeline. Bad decision Facebook!! I love twitter so much more now!

Confessions of a Single Mommy said...

Mine is gone. Has been for months. Hate Facebook.

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