Lesson: Never date a kid with the same name as your long-term ex from high school.
Also, don't invite said ex to your 21st birthday party. He will end up taking tequila shots with your mother.
Exhibit D: This tends to be a thing.
If only all men would follow Ryan's lead... wishful thinking...
12. Do you have to take off old polish before you put new on? Really though? Is that a serious question?